I am in love with another....

I am in love with another... and I think the time has come to tell my husband.

I have been thinking of this since we first learned we would be moving. I knew then that I would have to say good bye to my love. I thought it was only right and proper of me to tell my husband before we moved on.

I have also been contemplating whether or not my husband knows of this love. I think he may. I'm almost certain he has me figured out on this one. The more I think of this, I think it's very possible and even probable that my own mother knows. My own mother!

The reason I think my mother knows is because she is already trying to set me up with another in her own town. Was I that obvious in front of her. Was I that transparent. But for her to step in and already have something in mind to fill the void I will have.

I wasn't sure if I should say much more. I mean, I've already said so much. I might as well just come out and say it so all know and I no longer must hide in the shadows.

I am in love...... with.......




Sam's Club.

I mean, their milk prices are incredible! Oh, the milk I go through. And eggs. And dog food, and cat food. The chips are almost like buy one get one free. The pricing on books is exceptional. I love to just browse through the middle isles, the books, exercise equipment, clothes, toys... ah the middle isles. Stuff I just look at and rarely buy.

Sam's Club is so good to me. On my last visit with Sam's I went in for milk and left with a new pair of snow shoes.... Sometimes Sam's just lures me in.

My mom has told me that I can have this same relationship with Costco when I come to visit her. How thoughtful of her. My in laws have a Sam's there so at least I will not have to go cold turkey.

There you have it. Now my secret is out. When I have moved to our tiny town and you are shopping in bulk.... please think of me ...... and buy and extra gallon of milk.