Tuesday, January 20, 2009

I am in love with another....

I am in love with another... and I think the time has come to tell my husband.

I have been thinking of this since we first learned we would be moving. I knew then that I would have to say good bye to my love. I thought it was only right and proper of me to tell my husband before we moved on.

I have also been contemplating whether or not my husband knows of this love. I think he may. I'm almost certain he has me figured out on this one. The more I think of this, I think it's very possible and even probable that my own mother knows. My own mother!

The reason I think my mother knows is because she is already trying to set me up with another in her own town. Was I that obvious in front of her. Was I that transparent. But for her to step in and already have something in mind to fill the void I will have.

I wasn't sure if I should say much more. I mean, I've already said so much. I might as well just come out and say it so all know and I no longer must hide in the shadows.

I am in love...... with.......




Sam's Club.

I mean, their milk prices are incredible! Oh, the milk I go through. And eggs. And dog food, and cat food. The chips are almost like buy one get one free. The pricing on books is exceptional. I love to just browse through the middle isles, the books, exercise equipment, clothes, toys... ah the middle isles. Stuff I just look at and rarely buy.

Sam's Club is so good to me. On my last visit with Sam's I went in for milk and left with a new pair of snow shoes.... Sometimes Sam's just lures me in.

My mom has told me that I can have this same relationship with Costco when I come to visit her. How thoughtful of her. My in laws have a Sam's there so at least I will not have to go cold turkey.

There you have it. Now my secret is out. When I have moved to our tiny town and you are shopping in bulk.... please think of me ...... and buy and extra gallon of milk.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Its definitely a bad thing when you have been replaced by a gallon of milk!

I mean how many men can say that??? brings new meaning to the phrase, "GOT MILK???"

lineman

amy b. said...

Whoa! When the walls come down, you really spill all! :) Nice to know you'll be able to continue your affair, with the blessing of your husband.

Anonymous said...

My girls can shop at both and I think they both really like Cosco. You are lucky if you are kind of close to both! Linda

Wrena said...
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Wrena said...

We are there too. But things are coming around where we can make the trip to "stock up." I don't think your closest one of either will be to far?!

For us ,Costco is in Billings, 3 hours, Sams is in Rapid, 2 hours. But MT doesn't have sales tax. :)

Carin said...

It will be a horse a piece.... 4 hours to Costco in Billings or 4 hours to Sam's in Great Falls. I actually prefer Costco since they have a bakery.

carrielt said...

I'm so glad Lineman is so understanding with your love affair. :) I have a thought running through my head of you calling Sam's name, but my dirty mind probably better be shut down now!

I too love Sam's. That is the only place I can find Smith Jean's for women. I love those jeans. I've searched the internet and have never found them.

Anonymous said...

I might have withdrawals if I had to go 4 hours to shop at a Sam's or Costco!!Linda

Hohni said...

Too funny!!!
I'm beginning to really "Heart" Walgreens. If I have the time and take the time I can find some really good deals there!!

thedomesticfringe said...

Lol! That's pretty funny. I do BJ's because there's no SAM's close by. I'm sure you'll get over him...in time.

-FringeGirl

cheesychick said...

I have never been in either one. Now, I'm not so sure I want to get involved with this "Love". I mean, I'm pretty sure my husband will not be so understanding.

Anonymous said...

We are at Sam's twice a week for milk. Oh and Poptarts, can't live without Poptarts, TP, bread. Do have any idea how much milk you will need when Bridger is almost 14 and 5'10"? I agree with carrielt about the jeans. I found jeans he will wear for $14, going from kids size pants to adult has been rough. I can't spend $$ on jeans that won't fit him in July. Just wait ;) Cityslicker-SIL

Kelly said...

We just had a Sam's open in November and I've only been in there once. Please don't be mad! :) I'm anxious to get back. Honestly, it's out of the way so I keep forgetting it's there. We go through milk like crazy too so I will have to check that out for sure.

You have adorable boys!!!!

Brenda said...

Confession time. I used to have an affair with Orville Redinbacker. It was getting to where I wanted him almost nightly. He had a way of wooing me and I admit, I was in love. I finally had to end the relationship because he just wasn't good for me. I mean, really. After devouring him I just didn't feel good about myself. At least you are enjoying your love affair.... and Sam benefits your whole family! :)